What an incredible deal!

We all know that one person that just sends multiple paragraphs over text whenever they want to talk. That can sometimes be nice. If they are like this person, they’ll send you a ton of love messages in a row.

That’s always a pleasant thing to see! But it appears that the recipient of this romance novel isn’t too interested, as they simply responded by saying that there was a great deal on towels at JC Penney’s. Hey, some people just aren’t born to be romantics. You can’t blame them. They’re more interested in buying cheap towels.

Loyal Friends

Remember when you were a teenager and you’d have to get your friends to cover for you if you snuck out of the house? These days you have to get your friends to take a picture pretending you’re with them just to get your parents, or your spouse, off your back.

It seems this tradition carries on into adulthood and proves how different men and women can really be. Bro code is real.

Interdisciplinary Burns

Making an impression on a dating app can be challenging, but this guy came on strong with his well-thought-out pickup line for this archaeology student. We acknowledge his creativity, even if it is a bit crude.

Her response is absolutely legendary. We aren’t sure what this guy was expecting as a response from this girl, but it definitely wasn’t this. This burn was so intelligent, it has us speechless. There’s no recovering from this one. Guess he has to go examine that bone by himself.