Sitting Poolside

Supposedly, Huskies love water. But we wish they didn’t love water like this. Everything about this smiling dog in this toilet is wrong. She’s so cute but she just made the worst decision possible. The water might be cool but her owner will be hot.

One Random Boot in the Hallway

You hear a few quiet barks and the sound of suspicious dog activity in the hallway. You put your pint of ice cream down and take a few quiet steps around the couch to catch the purps at the scene of the crime. “One winter boot in the middle of the hallway?” you ask yourself. “They’re guilty,” you tell yourself as you bring you eyes to an even harder squint.

Avoiding Eye Contact is a Sign of Guilt

He knows what he did and we surely know what he did. He ruined the family’s tasty strawberry ice cream supply for a week. The parents are heartbroken and the kids will be inconsolable. That dog better find a job to pay for a new gallon of premium strawberry ice cream.

We’re Not/Didn’t Doing It

So you caught your two little girls playing a game of tug-of-war with one of your favorite socks. Even though that sock is definitely caught between their two little mouths, their eyes want you to know that they’re not doing it.

Two Dogs – Two Looks

You have two purps (pups). One knows of the horrendous deed he committed and is ready to turn himself in. His brotherly accomplice, not ready to submit to the law, is obviously caught giving his more ethical brother the evil eye.

Petals of Guilt

Three dogs. Three possible suspects. One petal-less rose. Which one of them did it? Which one of them looks most guilty? Will one of them turn themselves in? Or will the others snitch? The answer is no. They’re dogs. They won’t snitch. They can’t.