70 Hilarious Airport Greetings You Need To See

Nemo Found

So ‘Finding Nemo’ was a good movie. This lady here decided to use the movie as inspiration to create this cute greeting sign. We can guess that the lady’s name is Nemo from all the emphasis it is given.

We All Have Fetishes

On one corner of the airport, this girl was holding this green sign that reads ‘Smelly Fart Fetishists’. She must have fallen out with her friends or lover because of her weird fetish and looking to get someone new.

Sparkly Idiot

When you look at the sign it looks like she made an effort to make it. But it still says ‘IDIOT’. SO we can only guess that she is angry but very excited to see her man who had obviously done something to get upset over.

Let’s Not Speak

When a father and a daughter is left alone at home by the mom for a few days, what happens? The house does not get cleaned up. This poor woman found out via text and not a conversation at the airport.

Airing out Chris’ Dirty Laundry

When you have an addiction and you want to get help, you go to a rehab facility. You go there, get better and come back home. If you saw a greeting like this, would you laugh or would you cry?

Happy Balls

If this is his real name then he cannot be mad about it. However, if this is not a real name, a prank or a typo, then it would surely be an embarrassing pick up the incident. The sign holder seems really unbothered though.