Black Day
Sir, your car is ready. Wow! it looks amazing. Let me have a ride. Yes, sir. The mechanic spent hours on this car and this guy ruined it all. It must be so heartbreaking for the owner who was waiting to ride his car. Now, wait for a couple of days more because we don’t think so it is getting ready any time soon. You had one job driver and you ruined it all. We hope he doesn’t get to drive on the road because you know he is a dangerous man.
Talk About Pee(r) Pressure
We know this act of genius is making you laugh but you know what is funnier than this image. Just imagine a situation where two friends walk into the restaurant and decide to go to the washroom. One wanted to pee and other wanted to poop. The guy who wanted to poop didn’t feel like doing it so he opened the door and smashed it on his friend’s back. Dude, what are you doing? My jeans are all wet.
We don’t know what pill this guy took while constructing the washroom because he did a terrible job.
Let’s Go All The Way
I am so excited to do my job that nothing can stop me today, not even this car. We mean, What? Why? How can you not see this black car? We don’t see any camouflage that made you do this. We think this guy told his superior about the car on the road and the supervisor replied, just get over it. And he obeyed the order. He literally went over it. Because you know, the boss is always right.
This is Blasphemy
Eating Oreo has been made easy for the consumer. Now no more twisting the biscuit and licking the cream inside. Because it’s already there, on the top of the biscuit. See we have proof.
Oreo has been trying some new flavors and colors lately, maybe this is one of those experiments that company launch to see if they are able to gain popularity among the consumer. Yes, Oreo we have your attention and now give back our favorite Oreo back.
Making Up Colors As We Go
It’s not just any crayon, it has some deep meaning written all over it. If you look up the definition of “bule” you’ll find that it’s an Indonesian word that signifies someone with European descent. Wow! We thought coloring was a fun activity to do. We feel bad for the kids who think the correct spelling of “blue” is “bule”. We know it’s a typo but still, think about it. Say there were 100,000 pencils like this that were put into stores with this spelling on it. Now we have exactly the same number of kids with the impression that thinks blue is bule.
Confused How I Should Take This
So what did you read? ” You don’t matter, give up” or ” You matter, don’t give up.” If it is the first one we are sorry to see you in this place of life, but if it was the second then congrats you are a positive soul. Just imagine, a depressed guy driving his car, and thinking about his life and sees this signboard in front him and realize, that even universe thinks I don’t matter and should give up. Somebody, please fix this.