Apply Sunscreen

Apply Sunscreen

This CD here is the newest invention in the field of science. This invention comes with a certain limitation. Whatever you do with it, just don’t you dare take it out and put it under anything that blocks direct sunlight. It is that sensitive. Our guess is that this CD is for people who love to stay in the sun and you never know it might store some of it.

All Of A Sudden I’m Bilingual

All Of A Sudden I’m Bilingual

How many languages can you speak? After seeing this image we are sure you must be perfect in Spanish. For this guy equality is everything. He doesn’t care if you are American or Spaniards, our language is one, English. So next time you hear the song Despacito, you know it’s not that difficult to understand. Go sing in front of your friends and make them jealous.

And It Stood Tall Forever

This guy wanted to leave his mark on this planet while people planned on leaving it after seeing this masterpiece. Mind the stairs is no longer required because we need to mind the pillar. And for the people like us who are always bowing to our smartphones, must take extra care now. We think the guy who built this hates smartphones. Okay so now even smartphones are smarter than me, let me show them who is the boss. Nice work Genius!

Not For Spelling, Please

See Dad, I came 3st. What? Yeah, 3st Dad, I am so happy. What competition was it? Let’s see who can remain thirsty for a day. Still, he came 3st. The other two guys must have been really thirsty. But you know, who won? The creator of this world-class medal. We think he never won one and this proves why.

Do Not Disturb

How many times I have told you not to keep your door closed. Sorry, Mom. No, it’s okay dude, your mom called one of the best carpenters in the world to solve this. See this genius’ work. No more shutting the door. You can try, but you won’t succeed. Who puts the door handle like this? Is privacy still a taboo? Last time we heard it was a big thing.

Fashion That’s Totally In

We just want to know, who created this? They should have at least provided us with some directions on how to get inside this thing. No we mean, what goes first, is it the legs? or is it the hands? Maybe the aliens are coming. And the creator of this extraordinary piece of fashion wants them to feel at home.